Humiliation phone sex really is about discomfort, after all. But I’m not here dishing out political humiliation phone sex because I hope you find it sexy and get off on it. I’m here doing it because a.) it entertains me, and b.) you deserve it. That’s it.
I Have A Question For Conservative Political Humiliation Lovers
So that brings me to a question I’ve been pondering over for a while now, after talking to all you MAGA geeks out there. Have you guys ever actually talked to a woman before? I don’t mean, like, an AI fembot or a tradwife type who will just parrot all your opinions back to you. I mean a real woman with actual thoughts, opinions, and feelings. Have you ever spoken to one?The reason I ask is that, during my MAGA humiliation phone sex sessions, I have had the (dis)pleasure of speaking with many of you. And every time you’re called on out on your BS, you seem to default straight to tone policing! It’s crazy, actually. You tell me I’m angry or upset. I’m neither angry nor upset. I’m amused. This is all a game to me, to be honest with you.
But for some reason, if I dispute your silly opinions with cold, hard facts, the way you deflect is not to pull out your own facts and argue those. Oh, no. Most of the time, you just say I’m too upset for you to continue the conversation. And I’m here to tell you, guys, that is one sorry cop-out of an answer.
A Mistress Providing Facts Is Not Arguing
You see, what I’m doing is not arguing. I’m actually pulling out facts from conservative sources. That means you guys’ sources, not mine. But you ignore them in favor of tone policing. All you seem to know is your own opinions of women (or the opinions of your podcast bros). You have no idea how we operate on a personal level because you’ve never actually talked to one!There is a lot of transference during these MAGA humiliation phone sex calls. You attribute your own anger and upset to me, which is so laughable that I can’t even put it into words, lol. You don’t listen to women, and you assume that because you want revenge on women, the reverse is also true. Liberal women are not out to get you, boys. It may turn you on and give you an anger boner to assume so, but it’s simply not the case. The truth is far more destructive to your delicate egos: We rarely think about you at all. So we’re certainly not sitting around, plotting your ends like you think we are.
MAGA Humiliation Phone Sex Is Hilarious, For Multiple Reasons
There are a lot of reasons that MAGA humiliation phone sex is so funny, and one of those reasons is hearing your worst-case scenario ideas. Like, what would happen if someone like AOC were President. Why in the world is your worst nightmare clean air and water and universal healthcare?Really, I don’t get upset on these calls. Mostly, I just laugh a lot because it’s so absurd. I understand your identity is tangled up in all this stuff, and you have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to justify it all. But there are times I just have to mute the phone and go, “What the actual fuck?” And that’s assuming you MAGA humiliation phone sex guys aren’t just hanging up on me in a rage, lol.
(If you’re calling me to piss me off, you’re failing miserably, by the way. I find you funny, rather than infuriating.)
So in conclusion, I have learned, with my experiences with MAGA humiliation phone sex losers, that all you guys have are “own the libs” talking points. You have no substance. You just want to spout bullshit. The end.
But, hey, if you want to pay me to spout it, go right ahead. All you have to do is click the button below to give me, Ms. KC, your MILF Mistress phone sex lady a call. I look forward to laughing at you soon!