Cum Eating Phone Sex: Introduction To CEI

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Hello to all my would-be cum eating phone sex fanatics out there! How are you guys doing today? Good, I hope. I also hope you’re ready to talk about this fetish that I enjoy so much.

One of the most common questions I get about cum eating phone sex is “How do I get past the mental hurdle of eating it after I get off?” If this is something you’re struggling with, don’t worry! I can help you out, number one. And number two, this is so common. You are definitely not the only person who’s ever struggled with this. And because I’ve encountered it so often, I know exactly how to get you past it. 😉

Let’s Begin With Basic CEI

So I like to begin with very basic CEI phone sex stuff. (“CEI” stands for “cum eating instructions,” if you weren’t sure.) Some Mistresses like to do it differently, but I always like using a guy’s sex drive (and his desire to please a partner) to my advantage here.

If you have a partner–be it girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy, friend with benefits, you name it–this one is going to be for you. If you’re not using creampies as a way to build your cum eating phone sex skills, you’re going about it the wrong way, in my opinion. But don’t worry, I’m gonna help you!

What I want you to do is have an encounter with your partner. Make sure you do everything you can to please them. Make them cum a whole bunch of times. Get them nice and relaxed and all lazy-eyed from orgasms. Then, fuck them and cum inside them. After that, here comes the CEI part.

Creampie Cleanup As CEI

Now, go down there, spread their legs, and go to town with your tongue. Don’t think about it or second-guess yourself. Just dive in, mouth first! Lick up every drop of cum between their beautiful legs. This is the way to really learn about cum eating and cum eating phone sex, if you ask me.

If you’re into cuckold phone sex (like I am!), this one serves double duty. In addition to teaching you to eat your own cum, it also trains you for creampie phone sex, too. It teaches you all about cleanup and prepares you for the excitement (and sometimes embarrassment/humiliation) of cleaning up someone else’s creampie, too!

I Love Creampie Cleanup As Training For Cum Eating Phone Sex

You see, the desire to please your partner (and also your Mistress–me!) by licking up your own creampie from her body helps to overcome the somewhat natural aversion to your own cum. This works even better if you tell your partner in advance what you’re intending to do. That way, you know she’s looking forward to it. And that anticipation will help keep you from letting her down by backing out at the last minute.

And, as I mentioned above, if you’re a cuckold or wannabe cuck, this is extra practice for you, too! You may also try licking your cum off of other parts of your lady’s body, besides just out of her pussy, if you like.

But what if you don’t have a partner? Don’t worry, I have other ways of helping you with your cum eating phone sex fantasies. But we’ll save those for another day, as this post has already gotten long enough.

If you’re in need of some CEI help, you know what to do, don’t you? Just click the button below to give me, Ms. KC, a call. I look forward to hearing from you soon and helping you with your cum eating fantasies!

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Foot Fetish Phone Sex: Why You Love Feet So Much!

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Hey, guys, I wanna talk to you today about foot fetish phone sex and some of the things you guys love most about it. What do you think? Sounds pretty compelling, right? Yep, I thought so, too.

Learn A Little About Your Mistress’s Feet

So let me tell you a little bit about my feet, since you’re definitely interested in them, whether it’s an interest in foot sniffing, foot massage, foot worship phone sex, or something else entirely.

One thing you should know about me is that my feet are quite small, like the rest of me. If tall people tend to have bigger feet, then it follows that we petite ladies would have smaller ones, right? I wear a size 5.5 or 6. Yes, you read that correctly. I’m a 5.5 or a 6, depending on brand and style.

When I wear heels, though, I tend to go up a half a size to a full size, just to make sure I have plenty of room in them. Shoes like Louboutins, Jimmy Choos, etc. are a size up, so I do 6.5 on those.

Another thing you should know about me is I keep my toenails polished at all times. Interestingly enough, I don’t usually polish my fingernails, though I do for special occasions. But the toenails are always done, and my feet are always nicely pedicured. I usually choose red polish for my toes. But recently, I did light blue, as I was traveling for a sporting event, and the light blue complemented the team colors very well.

Tennis Shoes; Sandals; Boots; High Heels; Oh, My!

Your MILF Mistress phone sex lady actually loves a wide variety of shoe types. I like tennis shoes/sneakers, sandals, boots, all sorts of things. Also, I love the look of high heels, but I’m less enthusiastic about wearing them around all day.

I know many shoe fetish phone sex guys love high heels. And I’m with you, they look very sexy. But they’re never that comfy, and I enjoy comfort if I’m going to be on my feet all day.

That being said, I do like wearing them for shoe/high heel worship fun. Sitting back and relaxing while you polish my pumps with your tongue or fellate the heel itself is delightful!

I know many shoe fetishists don’t just like high heels, though. Some like sneakers, for example. I have lots of different pairs of tennis shoes for all occasions. As you can imagine, I work out in them a lot, and I also wear them outside for errands and whatnot.

Let’s Talk Some More About My Tennis Shoes

I would actually like to talk a little more about my tennis shoes in the context of foot fetish phone sex. I know a lot of you are interested in them and in what I do with my feet during my workouts. Usually, I do wear one of my pairs of tennis shoes with athletic socks during workouts. It’s simply more comfortable that way.

However, there are times that I do work out barefoot. I actually do some lifting at home with no shoes on at all. But I don’t get on the treadmill at home barefoot. That requires shoes.

You may be wondering why I’m telling you all this about my thick athletic socks and my tennis shoes. It’s because, while I know you foot fetish phone sex guys love the look of my high heels, you love the smell and stinkiness of my workout shoes more. Am I right? 😉

You’ll love my Uggs boots, too, by the way. Or perhaps my Bomba Sundays. I wear both with no socks, as one should. So you can imagine how stinky those can get! Plus, I live outside Pittsburgh. It gets gross and downright nasty here outside a lot of the time. My Nike weather-resistant running shoes will drive you wild. They’re great for when it’s slushy and wet outside, which is often. (It really is nasty here. We get rain, hail, sleet, snow, all of it–sometimes all in one day!)

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My favorite pair of shoes (that I own) is my pair of Jimmy Choo boots. My dream shoes are a pair of stiletto boots. Yes, I’m talking about those sharp heels! Maybe not so comfy to walk on, but absolutely perfect for foot worship, don’t you think?

Of course, I know some of you guys are into socks and/or stockings, too. (More on those in future blogs, I promise!) It’s kind of hard for me to find stockings that fit me because I’m not tall by any stretch of the imagination. And I just don’t think it’s worth the expense most of the time. But I do sometimes wear them–unlike pantyhose, which I never wear.

And socks, I wear often. Definitely while working out, and then sometimes, on other occasions as well.

Cum Eating During A Foot Fetish Phone Sex Session

Now, I know a lot of you foot fetish phone sex guys enjoy getting footjobs and cumming on ladies’ feet. Have I ever given a footjob in real life? Yep, I sure have! Had a lot of fun doing it, too. But the cumming on me aspect? I admit that I’m less excited about that. I don’t hate it, mind you. But that was something an ex of mine was into, cumming on various parts of my body, and I’m kind of over it, to be honest.

However, if we turn it into a CEI phone sex game, that makes it completely different! I do like having guys cum on my toes, then lick it all off for me. That, I find exciting.

So those are a few thoughts I have about foot fetish phone sex. But good lord, I’ve gone on plenty long enough about it, so I’ll stop here. I would love to hear what you think about foot fetish fantasies, though, so why not click the button below to give me, Ms. KC, a call? Talk to you soon!

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Cocksucking Phone Sex: Your First Time

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Hey, guys, I want to talk to you today about all your cocksucking phone sex fantasies that I know you’ve been having. You’ve been thinking about sucking cock for me constantly. You can’t stop. It’s the only thing that’s been on the brain, for months now!

So in that vein, let’s talk about your first cocksucking experience. And, yes, I said “first” because I know it won’t be your last. It’ll be the first time, but not the only time. I feel certain of that.

The Preliminaries To Cocksucking Phone Sex

Of course, you’ve been thinking about it. You haven’t actually stopped, have you? Ever since the thought first occurred to you, it’s been at the forefront of your mind.

And lately, you’ve been doing more than just thinking. You’ve bought dildos, tried sucking on those. You’ve gotten past your gag reflex. And you’ve even done a few cum eating phone sex fantasies with me, haven’t you, just to see if you could handle the taste of eating your own cum, so that when the time comes to swallow someone else’s, it won’t be such a shock to your system. As you’ve watched blowjob porn–even straight blowjob porn–you haven’t been imagining yourself receiving the sloppy head. You’ve been imagining yourself giving it instead!

So now that you’ve experienced all this preliminary stuff, you’re ready to make the final leap. You’re willing to make it happen. So how are you going to pull it off?

From Fantasizing To Actually Sucking Cock

Are you going to find someone from a dating website or a hookup app? Will you pick up someone at a bar? Maybe you’ll take advantage of a situation in the gym. I know from experience that lots of guys like to peacock around in the gym, showing off what they’ve got. Maybe that’ll work out in your favor somehow!

I’ll tell you a little secret that I know, not as a MILF Mistress phone sex lady, but just as a woman. Men love oral sex. Straight men, gay men, bi men, whatever men. Doesn’t matter. They’re all about it.

A lot of women aren’t huge fans of blowjobs. (I am, but I’m an outlier, I understand.) But men are. If they’re not interested in sucking, they’re interested in being sucked. Even most straight men would let another guy suck their cocks. Why? Because they like getting their dicks sucked! Some guys like both giving and receiving, but most enjoy either one or the other. And if you’re a sucker looking for a suck-ee? You’re going to have plenty of takers. And, yes, I do mean in real life, too, not just in cocksucking phone sex.

Getting Ready To Fulfill Your Bi Cocksucking Fantasy

So if you’re ready to really take that big, final step, let’s do it. Let’s get you ready to go from cocksucking phone sex to real life dick sucking. If you’re a femme, dress up for the occasion! Many of my “special lady friends” are only interested in cock when they’re en femme, after all. And there’s nothing wrong with that (but it is a whole other conversation for another time).

But even if you’re not interested in feminization, you should dress nicely for the occasion, anyway, because it’s a special one. Wear your favorite dress shirt. Match your belt to your shoes. You know how to dress to impress, so do it!

Be prepared, though, for the experience. Know that it might be a bit awkward the first time, as so many first-time experiences so often are. Cum can escape really quickly or, alternatively, really slowly. The taste and texture vary from person to person, so if it’s not quite like yours, don’t freak out. Just take it as part of the individual experience. Know that different guys react differently after they cum. Some get very sensitive and don’t want to be touched anymore, while others may enjoy some afterplay.

And be ready for changes in your own body, too. Your eyes may run, and so might your nose. You may find yourself extremely excited by the end. You may even want to call me for a cocksucking phone sex session afterwards, just to have someone to share the news with!

Whatever happens, I’m here to listen, whether you’re a femme or just a bicurious guy. Click the button below to call me, Ms. KC, for some cocksucking phone sex!

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Humiliation Phone Sex: SPH And Other Mortifying Delights

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There are many types of humiliation phone sex, of which small penis humiliation phone sex (SPH) is one. Personally, I love SPH because, to me, dicks are either fuckable or laughable. There’s no real in-between there. It’s one or the other, not much of an argument here to me.

Many guys love SPH phone sex, and I am perfectly happy to dish it out. But, of course, if SPH isn’t your thing, there are many other forms of humiliation phone sex you can indulge in. And that brings me to my main point….

What Do You Find Truly Humiliating?

What one person finds humiliating might not be what another person finds humiliating. That sounds obvious when you say it out loud. But I couldn’t tell you how many guys I’ve spoken with over the years who come to me to say they want to be humiliated and expect me to just run with it without asking some probing questions. (Yes, the questions are part of the humiliation, lol.)

The first probing question is, “What genuinely humiliates you?” Yes, this can be an embarrassing inquiry, but it also gets to the heart of the matter pretty quickly. Not everyone is humiliated by the same thing. Even as an experienced Mistress of many years, I still give pause every time someone says they want to be humiliated because I don’t know (to begin with) what humiliates them!

For instance, a guy recently told me he was humiliated by being told to use a dildo on his ass. It was quite a shock to me! And my friend, Ms. Bunny, has been told by guys that they find cum eating phone sex to be embarrassing! So it really is a matter of personal taste.

That’s Why I Like To Ask What Humiliation Phone Sex Means To You

That’s why I always like to ask what humiliation phone sex means to you. What it means to you may be totally different from what it means to my humiliation caller. Some are embarrassed by being cuckolded. Some are embarrassed by wearing panties. And some are embarrassed by sucking cock or having a small penis. Many of you even get off on political humiliation phone sex. It varies wildly from person to person.

So that’s why I ask. If I don’t ask, I might assume one thing, and that thing doesn’t actually embarrass you at all. Or, on the other hand, I might assume something is not embarrassing to you, and you might hang up on me out of sheer shame! It really is dependent on the person in question.

Questioning You Is Part Of The Humiliation

Some of you are so embarrassed, you can hardly even answer my questions. They say things like, “You already know.” But the truth is that I don’t know! It’s very important that you answer these questions. I don’t ask them (only) to humiliate you. I do it so that I know what you need from me. I’m a Mistress, not a mind reader, unfortunately.

Although mind reading would definitely come in handy, we have to do it the old-fashioned way. I promise, I’m not just making you say things to turn your cheeks red with shame. I’m having you say them because they’re helpful to me in making your fantasy go the way you want it to go. I just need to know what you find embarrassing, and then I’ll turn you on with it!

So if you’re craving some humiliation phone sex MILF Mistress phone sex lady, you know exactly what to do. Just click the button below to give me, Ms. KC, a call right now!

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